These Days

These Days things are pretty strange. The dudes are starting to pull their hair out. Shit’s coming down to the wire and Joe, Gary and Corey are noticably stressed. It’s not because they’re behind, but really just because they care so damn much.

They’ve all started acting a little weird, or, uh…weirder.

Joe found these gloves one day a couple weeks back and hasn’t taken them off since. He’s been mumbling in coherently under his breath a lot lately and sleeping in the office. He said as soon as These Days is done with he’s going to move back in with his parents and get a lot of cats.

Corey is also living in the office. He set up a pretty nice tent, but don’t let the designer label fool you, dude’s living like a true hobo. His little campsite smells of tuna and burnt hair.

Gary wears this mask all day, even when we go to lunch and the girls behind the counter look terrified when he orders. If Gary’s Mom or girlfriend, or any family member reads this, please call your son, he needs your help.